Saturday, February 19, 2011
Right, this is a word i use a lot and its used in the term like, hes a fuckin gimp as in a fuckin eejit but this word also has another meaning. I take it you've seen pulp fiction and if you havent, you may aswell get back under that rock you've been living under for the last while. Theres a frienldy little chap that lives in a treasure chest in that film called the gimp, dressed from head to toe in leather, leather clad even. But he is very creepy, anyway, he is a GIMP and thats my word of the day GIMP! Some one told me before that them type of gimps, the leather ones, is spelt, GMP and it stands for General Male Prostitute, I dunno how true that is, but its fuckin hilarious!
Now my pedigree chums, today I will be exchanging my opinions with you on a lager straight outta aldi called Tucher and its not pleasant! Right, were do I start with this stuff. I bought two bottles of this here lager last saturday and was deceived when i got home, right, you no that saying never judge a book by its cover, well the same thing goes for this piss, the bottle looks nice but a bit too nice. I cracked on of these whilst watching a film, i thought i'd sit back and relax with this bottle of lager, i took one sip and my face went from excited to mortified for fucks sake. I felt like i had taken a shit with my trousers on. I felt like I had been stabbed in the back courtesy of aldi. It really an unpleasant taste fuck me it was rank. Look, I drank both of them in the end, when i say drank i mean force fed them to myself in about 4 hours, by that time you should have at least 4 cans down your throat hole. They come in 500ml bottles and 5.3% but come guys, stick to what you know, they have a fine choice of beers, saint etienne, galahad and the finest lowenstein but if you anyone ever offers you a tucher throw it in their face and tell them to fuck off, its a fuckin disgrace! I give tucher lager a bit fat 0 out of 5 coz its pure piss in a bottle and its muck. Tatty bye now!!!