Thursday, November 7, 2013

Personal Space Invaders

When i say personal space invaders i dont mean a copy of the game space invaders that is an exclusive possession, no, i mean bastards that stand in your way or are basically right beside ya as if they are attached to ya.  This really gets on my barse, ya have these cunts who just stand in front of ya or sit down on the bus that may aswell be sitting on your fuckin knee, cunts! One christmas i was on the bus and some fuckin gee bag thought i was some kind of shopping bag rest, well i quickly addressed that situation (nipped it in the bud if you will).  I fucked the bags off my leg, the head on the fuckin sour faced cunt after it, what, are ya gonna ger johnner after me, the father of your 12th child!  In rathmines one day i seen people walking by this woman and they may aswell have been stepping on her toes they were walking so close, what did she do, she tripped them up and a few of them went flying, ah well, hate that shit!!!!  DONT BE INVADING PERSONAL SPACE! Especially standing behind a persons computer and eyeballing what they are doing, thats a need to know basis and you dont need to fucking know, now fuck off, good day!

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Skangers in the ARMY!

Well holy fucking hell, this shit gets on my ballsack! This morning whilst waiting at the bus stop, 3 army jeeps worth of scum pulled up beside the bus stop and start fucking eyeballing me, not only do I hate that but when its skangers in army attire, fuck that shit.  3 of the cunts  in the back of the matte green army coloured jeep had fuckin knack tashes of the enth degree, fuck me, I just cringed on the spot.  You could tell these lads were scum by the big muck savage heads on them and the way they were all slouched in the back seat.  When I lived in rathmines ya would see the skangers getting on from the barracks with dirty knacktashes and when they get on they would sit down the back and start talking shite in that skangery dirty filthy scummy accent, hate the bastards!!!!  The rubberheads probably think theyre getting free guns out of it and that's why they joined, stupid fuckbags!!  Go and scrub your dirty STD covered balls with a toothbroosh, marine, FUCK OFF!!!!!