One Direction

Or as I call them "One Erection" because thats all they have between the 5 of them, if even.  These are 5 annoying little wanker fuckstains and one of them I'm ashamed to say is from Ireland.  They came from that piece of shit The X-Factor, dont get me started on that shite.  Anyway, they sing about girls and all, the only action theyve ever seen is probably someone getting a blowy down the back of the bus or something.  Theyre fuckin pathetic and theyre music, if you can call it that is pure fuckin muck, end of fuckin shtory.  Good day!