JOE DUFFY!

Now this skanger voiced fat fucking bastard gets on my TITS!  The cunt has his own little cushy number day to day on the radio, yeah, he has a face for the fuckin radio like his buddy MARTY CUM FACE MORRISEY! Anyway back to this little prick! All the grannys do be ringing in complaining about all sorts and hes sitting in his chair thinking he has the answers to everything, well i have news for you, you pudgy pig, ya dont!  Someone actually knocked him down a while ago, fair play to ya but you didnt finish the job, the fat cunt is still with us doing a show called LOCAL FUCKING HEROES!!!  At least the cunt was in hospital for a while but not LONG ENOUGH!!!  That show local heroes, holy fuckin hell its annoying.  He tries to make local towns better but fails quite miserably, oh yes he fuckin does! Now joe ya skanger voiced prick, now you know what I think of ya, fat fuckin who ate all the pies and swallowed a moped engine in the process son of a manatee motherfucker! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Skanger young wan's who think they are PUNKS!

What the fuck is this all about i hear you cry.  Its skanger cunt young ones walking around in Doc Martens or Crepes wearing tshirts of bands they would never in their wildest dreams have heard of.  The little bastards.  Its coz that fucking twat Rihanna is doing it, they are jumping on the fuckin band wagon, the little motherfuckers, the fuckin CHAV BAND WAGON is the one their riding on.  Seen 2 of the cunts yesterday and I just said to myself, they wouldnt know punk if it walloped them in the face very very fucking hard, which should have been the fuckin case.  The thing is, every other day of the week you see the cunts wearing the latest range of KNACKSUITS and BOAT SHOES, they look fucking RIDICULOUS!!! They should all be tarred, feather, smacked in the head with a PIKE (fish), fucked into a barrel and rolled down the tallest hill you can find!!!! FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! GOOD DAY TO YA!!!!

Garda and Segways!

Yeah, this combination goes hand in hand big time, ME BOLLIX!!!!  What the fuck are they giving the garda segways for, so they can act the bollocks on their lunch break, they do that anyway!!!!  I seen 2 of the numptys yesterday on the fuckin things doing spins on them at the traffic lights, I can see what the tax payers money is paying for, WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS, these garda thought they were in fuckin detroit or something, they thought they were in robocop!!! If that was the case, I hope Clarence Bodiker blows your fucking hands off with a shotgun, yiz cunts.  When they first gave the pigs bikes I was saying to myself awe jayzis, theyre trying to be all american now, fuckin arseholes, but SMEGWAYS, i mean SMEGWAYS, oh i've done it again, SEGWAYS, i thought to myself, theyre taking the royal piss!!!!!!  They just look thick on them, hey wait a minute, maybe theres a hidden agenda behind this to actually make them look stupid, yeah, i can dream on.  Tatty bye bye now!!!  P.S.  THEY DO LOOK VERY STUPID ON THEM, ITS LIKE THEYRE RIDING A FUCKIN DUBLIN CORPORATION BIN WITH FUCKIN WHEELS ON!!!

Skangers wearing BABY BLUE tracksuits and BODY FUCKING WARMERS!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh, what the fuck is with this.  Every fucking skanger you see nowadays is wearing a baby blue tracksuit and these body warmers, HARD MEN, WHA!  SCUMMY FUCKS!!!  They also wear fuckin CONVERSE aswell, yeah, they fucking ruined them for everyone and also VANS, you scummy little fucks!!! I seen an ad for DUFFERS skanger wear this morning and it was basically that scumbag look.  If I get hold of a thick black snowman marker that poster is going DOWN!!! Im gonna write on it, yeah, DUFFERS, THE FUCKING SKANGER LOOK!!!!  They still do the HANDS DOWN THE BAGS thing aswell, what the fuck, theyre checking to see if theres still a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE down there, little fuckin REPTILES!!!! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!!!!

George Hook

Now this RASHER EARED FUCK is a huge pain in the fuckin arse!!!!  I hate this piece of shit, his voice cuts through me like THE SHITS after a few BAD PINTS OF GUINNESS!!!  Now listen, he does news talk and all this bollocks and he loves RUGBY(loadoffuckingbollocksfuckinwankshitcrapatrocioussucksballsacktotheenthdegreeBIGGESTPILEOFWANKEVER)! Hooooo, im out of breath after that!  He also hates cyclists, oh is that right, PORK CHOP EARS, GAMMON STEAK LOBES, he has a head like A WELL SLAPPED ARSE, A COW LICKING PISS OFF A NETTLE, BULLDOG CHEWING ON A WASP, A BOILED SHITE, JOHN MERRICK(ELEPHANT MAN)!  Hes a complete and uttter WANKER and that Sky televsion ad doesnt do him any fuckin favours, oh no suree bob it fuckin doesnt!! Hes even talking shite on that ad aswell! Im glad PJ Gallagher stung the fuck on NAKED CAMERA because you could see what he was really like, well, I kinda knew he was a DICKHEAD when I first seen/heard THE SON OF A FATFUCK!!!  GEORGE HOOK CAN GO "FOOK" HIMSELF!!! The BRAWN MC HAGGIS HEADED FUCK!!! Now goodnight and dont have nightmares about this DILDO!!!!

Conor Keaney from MEG.ie

Now this little ARSE GRAPE is a reviewer from some site called MEG.ie, should be called SMEG.ie in my opinion because its pure SHITE!!!  Anyway, this little FUCK STAIN done a review of SLF when they played here last time also slating the lee harveys, well this little FECAL NUGGET wouldnt know punk if it booted him in the face very hard and that should be the case, the little fuckwit.  It sounded like he was earwigging quite a lot at this gig also because he has a lot of stuff that people were talking about in the review, the nosey little PRICK BAG!!!  And if this is the cunt i'm thinking of, it looks like hes been smacked in the nose a couple of times coz its flat as fuck, thats what ya get when you cant keep your nose out of other peoples affairs, now fuck off ya NOSEY SON OF A WANK BAG 2012!!!  If he done a bad review of a performance I done, next time I seen him I would FUCK my BASS GUITAR(AXE) at the FUCK PIG!!!  You can read the SHODDY review here, he doesnt know what hes SHITING about, perhaps the amount of digs he's got in the past fucked with his head, hahaha, THE LITTE SHIT STAIN!!!!!  It starts off with I GOT TO THE ACADEMY TOO EARLY, well go for a fucking PINT in THE OVAL across the road you THICK CUNT!!!!  http://www.meg.ie/stiff-little-fingers-at-the-academy-2/

Ireland AM

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!  Now this show really gets on my TITS!!!  We have the presenters Sinead "OWL FACE" Desmond(She has a head like a fuckin owl, the state of the cunt), Aiden "WHO ATE ALL THE PIES" Cooney, Mark "I'M GONNA GET THE SACK VERY SOON FOR SAYING SOMETHING DODGY" Cagney and Laura "I THINK I OWN TV3" Woods and on News we have Siobhan "THE JAW" Bastible(the size of that fucking jaw).  Right right, the shit they do be talking about on this, very serious stuff like how the country is fucked and theyre sitting there acting concerned but they dont give a fuck because they taking home a fuckin GIGANTIC salary at the end of the week, the fuckheads.  When yer wan Sinead is interviewing people she's nearly falling aFUCKINGsleep, shes about as interested in the topic as I am in seeing jedward in concert for fuck sake and then yer man mark cagney or fatso fuck aiden is always interrupting whoevers talking. LOADA BOLLOCKS!!!  Theyre only down the road from me, well the studio where its filmed, perhaps I should cycle down there and fuck loads of shit at them like frozen burgers, eggs, seaweed, chairs, tables, desks!!! Wankers, take the show off the air now!!! GOBSHITES!!! Have a nice day now ya hear!!