Skangers who ask, ARE YOU A HIPPY?

Now this my pedigree chums gets on my fucking tits!!! A skanger comes up and asks, heor, are you a  hippy? Well clearly fucking not, I don't shout flower power and wear tie dyed tshirts and cax! That's just like me asking are you a skanger, well I don't need to ask that because I can clearly fucking tell!!!! Judging by that stupid fucking tone of voice, the unibrow, the dirty on your neck and that dodgy looking filth tash, you are a grade A skanger fuck and waste of fucking space!!!  They think they are being smart but theyre not and theyre heads are made of vulcanized rubber and that's a fuckin fact!  They will all be in third fucking class until they are about 50 years old! Why are you still in this class, your clearly drawing your pension, miss em because I never figured out why the chicken crossed the road! YOU ARE A RUBBERHEADED MORON!  Another one they seem to use is heor lads, look at him/her, look at fucking you! Tracksuit bottoms with socks rolled over them, bubble body warmer, hats and fucking gloves during the summer or as I say SCUMMER! the bang of fucking failure off ya and yar family!!! FIND A HOLE, CRAWL INTO IT AND FUCKING DIE YIZ MUCK SAVAGES!!!!

Skangers Wearing Tracksuit Bottoms Like Shorts!

In the words of that dirty motherfucker jimmy saville, now then, now then! This latest craze is fucking ridiculous.  I was walking through town this morning and I seen these two Scobey (scummy, dirty, skanger) bastards and they were right dodgy, especially in the skanger clothes department.  Both of them were wearing Knacksuits but one of them had the knacksuit bottoms rolled up around his cha na na na knees knees!!!! The fuckin scummy fuck! What is this latest fucking craze, I've seen it round tallaght and just never got round to writing about it but today was the last fucking straw let me tell ya.  I couldn't let this go, I just couldn't, the dirtbags!!!  Go out and buy a pair of fucking shorts ya stupid little fuckturds!  Nah, they wouldn't buy them, they'd rob them, even the eyes out of your fucking head and then they would come back for your fucking eyelashes! LOW DOWN DIRTY BASTARDS! GOOD DAY!!!

JOE DUFFY!

Now this skanger voiced fat fucking bastard gets on my TITS!  The cunt has his own little cushy number day to day on the radio, yeah, he has a face for the fuckin radio like his buddy MARTY CUM FACE MORRISEY! Anyway back to this little prick! All the grannys do be ringing in complaining about all sorts and hes sitting in his chair thinking he has the answers to everything, well i have news for you, you pudgy pig, ya dont!  Someone actually knocked him down a while ago, fair play to ya but you didnt finish the job, the fat cunt is still with us doing a show called LOCAL FUCKING HEROES!!!  At least the cunt was in hospital for a while but not LONG ENOUGH!!!  That show local heroes, holy fuckin hell its annoying.  He tries to make local towns better but fails quite miserably, oh yes he fuckin does! Now joe ya skanger voiced prick, now you know what I think of ya, fat fuckin who ate all the pies and swallowed a moped engine in the process son of a manatee motherfucker! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Skanger young wan's who think they are PUNKS!

What the fuck is this all about i hear you cry.  Its skanger cunt young ones walking around in Doc Martens or Crepes wearing tshirts of bands they would never in their wildest dreams have heard of.  The little bastards.  Its coz that fucking twat Rihanna is doing it, they are jumping on the fuckin band wagon, the little motherfuckers, the fuckin CHAV BAND WAGON is the one their riding on.  Seen 2 of the cunts yesterday and I just said to myself, they wouldnt know punk if it walloped them in the face very very fucking hard, which should have been the fuckin case.  The thing is, every other day of the week you see the cunts wearing the latest range of KNACKSUITS and BOAT SHOES, they look fucking RIDICULOUS!!! They should all be tarred, feather, smacked in the head with a PIKE (fish), fucked into a barrel and rolled down the tallest hill you can find!!!! FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! GOOD DAY TO YA!!!!

Garda and Segways!

Yeah, this combination goes hand in hand big time, ME BOLLIX!!!!  What the fuck are they giving the garda segways for, so they can act the bollocks on their lunch break, they do that anyway!!!!  I seen 2 of the numptys yesterday on the fuckin things doing spins on them at the traffic lights, I can see what the tax payers money is paying for, WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS, these garda thought they were in fuckin detroit or something, they thought they were in robocop!!! If that was the case, I hope Clarence Bodiker blows your fucking hands off with a shotgun, yiz cunts.  When they first gave the pigs bikes I was saying to myself awe jayzis, theyre trying to be all american now, fuckin arseholes, but SMEGWAYS, i mean SMEGWAYS, oh i've done it again, SEGWAYS, i thought to myself, theyre taking the royal piss!!!!!!  They just look thick on them, hey wait a minute, maybe theres a hidden agenda behind this to actually make them look stupid, yeah, i can dream on.  Tatty bye bye now!!!  P.S.  THEY DO LOOK VERY STUPID ON THEM, ITS LIKE THEYRE RIDING A FUCKIN DUBLIN CORPORATION BIN WITH FUCKIN WHEELS ON!!!

Skangers wearing BABY BLUE tracksuits and BODY FUCKING WARMERS!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh, what the fuck is with this.  Every fucking skanger you see nowadays is wearing a baby blue tracksuit and these body warmers, HARD MEN, WHA!  SCUMMY FUCKS!!!  They also wear fuckin CONVERSE aswell, yeah, they fucking ruined them for everyone and also VANS, you scummy little fucks!!! I seen an ad for DUFFERS skanger wear this morning and it was basically that scumbag look.  If I get hold of a thick black snowman marker that poster is going DOWN!!! Im gonna write on it, yeah, DUFFERS, THE FUCKING SKANGER LOOK!!!!  They still do the HANDS DOWN THE BAGS thing aswell, what the fuck, theyre checking to see if theres still a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE down there, little fuckin REPTILES!!!! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!!!!

George Hook

Now this RASHER EARED FUCK is a huge pain in the fuckin arse!!!!  I hate this piece of shit, his voice cuts through me like THE SHITS after a few BAD PINTS OF GUINNESS!!!  Now listen, he does news talk and all this bollocks and he loves RUGBY(loadoffuckingbollocksfuckinwankshitcrapatrocioussucksballsacktotheenthdegreeBIGGESTPILEOFWANKEVER)! Hooooo, im out of breath after that!  He also hates cyclists, oh is that right, PORK CHOP EARS, GAMMON STEAK LOBES, he has a head like A WELL SLAPPED ARSE, A COW LICKING PISS OFF A NETTLE, BULLDOG CHEWING ON A WASP, A BOILED SHITE, JOHN MERRICK(ELEPHANT MAN)!  Hes a complete and uttter WANKER and that Sky televsion ad doesnt do him any fuckin favours, oh no suree bob it fuckin doesnt!! Hes even talking shite on that ad aswell! Im glad PJ Gallagher stung the fuck on NAKED CAMERA because you could see what he was really like, well, I kinda knew he was a DICKHEAD when I first seen/heard THE SON OF A FATFUCK!!!  GEORGE HOOK CAN GO "FOOK" HIMSELF!!! The BRAWN MC HAGGIS HEADED FUCK!!! Now goodnight and dont have nightmares about this DILDO!!!!