24 Hours to Kill: The murders of Marius Szwajkos and Pawel Kalite

This is on a more serious note this time, mostly I do joke posts but this programme actually made my blood boil.  This fuckin scum of the earth bastard named David Curran and his other scumbag mate that deserve to rot in fuckin hell Sean Keogh killed 2 innocent polish people.  It started over a scuffle outside a chipper, one of the scumbags bumped into one of the polish guys and next of all it all started a melee with all the scumbags getting the better of him.  Thats the way scumbags operate you see, they never go for you on theyre own, oh no, theyre fuckin cowards you see, i would love to exterminate every one of the fuckers!!!  As if that wasnt enough, giving the poor lad a hiding, no, the sick fucker goes round to the lads house and stabs him and his friend through the head with a screwdriver, yeah, a fuckin screwdriver, thats just fuckin evil, SCUM OF THE FUCKIN EARTH!!!  I really hope these fuckers are being made pick up the soap in prison on a regular basis, I would love if someone murdered the fuckers in prison or something, thats not justice, sending these fuckers to prison, they make new friends and live a comfortable scumbag lifestyle, bring back public execution for these type of fuckers!!! FUCKIN SCUM!!!

Joan Burton

Well well well! Dont get me started on this piece of shit!  The stupid fuck is asleep half the time in the dáil, ive seen her on telly in there a few times and her eye's are completely glazed over, maybe she had been out the night before on the batter, is she a dipso, i dunno but she does like the type that would suck the sweat out of a wino's sock!!!  She looks like Chewbacca from star wars the insufferable motherfucker!!!  I think everyone knows the score with this one and if you have respect for her i dunno what planet your living on!!!! Bye now!!!

Tallafornia

Where in the name of fuckin hell do I start with this one!  Its about a couple of chav/scumbag/wastes of space/scum of the earth motherfuckers from Dublin of which only 2 of them or something are from tallaght, holy jaysus man, lets get to it!  Right its like one of them programmes like Jersey fuckin Shore or something yeah, if America make one, then England make one of course fuckin Ireland have to make one aswell! Fuckin wank!  Anyway back to the point, its actually very painful to talk about this for fucks sake! Right, its these 7 or 8 mutants living in some gaff, I dont even think its in Tallaght, I could be wrong though, they just sit round all day talking complete and utter shite with theyre big orange fuckin heads on them, one of them her teeth are so big she could eat an apple through a picket fuckin fence, she could eat a water melon throught a fuckin cot! You get my drift, they even shop in the square and spend 700 quid on fuck all, i could have spent that money on getting them all executed for fuck sake, in the words of Bill Hicks "bad fuckin choice"! Anyway, dont watch this piece of crap, it does exactly what it says on the tin(of fake tan)! Its a fuckin joke and last time i checked tallaght was spelt the way i just spelt it there, not TALLA, thats pronouned TAWLA and sounds like your from D 4 or something, oh fuck off!!!! Bye now!! 

Army Bargains off Capel Street

Right right then, here we go, its been a while since I've done a review and what better time to do it than the start of a new year, expect more of these by the way.  This is one I thought needed a mention, Army Bargains,  I seen people giving out about it on boards.ie and I thought I'd give my opinion of the place.  Where do I start, the old fella that runs the place doesnt even give you a chance to get in the jaysus door before he has the fuckin trousers you didnt even want on you! haha! In fact, he can hear you coming all the way from the bottom of capel street and he's making plans for your inner leg for jaysus sake, measuring tape at the ready!  Another thing that pisses me off is, they follow you every where you go, I was looking at a pair of boots one day and your man was asking me "what do you need them for" what the fuck business is it to him anyway, fuck sake, I should have said "standing on your head" if you dont fuck off away from me, silly bastard! His attitude is appauling for fuck sake, he reminds me of Hulk Hogan or something or some kind of bad guy from a Seagal film, what a prick! Anyway's Army Bargains doesnt get a lot of marks out of 5, maybe skid marks but not points! G'day to yiz!

The 123FOURS at The Mercantile Dame Street

This band blew me away, they are a punk covers band featuring lads from RTE Television and a lad that used to be in an old band called The Moondogs.  The lads from RTE consist of Colin Murphy (The Panel, Harp Advertisements, Blizzard of Odd)-Guitar, Dermot Whelan (Republic of Telly, 98FM)-Drums, John Colleary (Naked Camera, Savage Eye)-Guitar/Vocals and Jackie Hamilton (The Moondogs)-Bass/Vocals.  They kicked off the set with one of my personal favourites Blitzkrieg Bop and from that point on I knew I was gonna like these, they nailed it and done a couple more Ramones tunes after that, all spot on.  Then what happens? They play Male Model by the truly GREAT Undertones.  I was loving it! Every song they played was a classic from The Buzzcocks to Ten Pole Tudor and I was really surprised to hear Rancid-Time Bomb in there, fuckin icing on the cake so it was.  They even done theyre own rendition of Psycho Killer by Talking Heads which was fanfuckintastic if I may say so myself.  They had The Clash in there and everything.  All in all, I would defo go and see them again and if that wasn't enough they finished with a fuckin classic also Sheena is a Punk Rocker, that was a perfect way to end the night, brilliant stuff altogether.  All class musicians, didn't know what to expect when I heard about this gig but they pulled it off big shtyle!!!   CLASS!!!!

Word of the day GIMP!

Right, this is a word i use a lot and its used in the term like, hes a fuckin gimp as in a fuckin eejit but this word also has another meaning.  I take it you've seen pulp fiction and if you havent, you may aswell get back under that rock you've been living under for the last while.  Theres a frienldy little chap that lives in a treasure chest in that film called the gimp, dressed from head to toe in leather, leather clad even.  But he is very creepy, anyway, he is a GIMP and thats my word of the day GIMP! Some one told me before that them type of gimps, the leather ones, is spelt, GMP and it stands for General Male Prostitute, I dunno how true that is, but its fuckin hilarious!

Tucher Lager from Aldi

Now my pedigree chums, today I will be exchanging my opinions with you on a lager straight outta aldi called Tucher and its not pleasant!  Right, were do I start with this stuff.  I bought two bottles of this here lager last saturday and was deceived when i got home, right, you no that saying never judge a book by its cover, well the same thing goes for this piss, the bottle looks nice but a bit too nice.  I cracked on of these whilst watching a film, i thought i'd sit back and relax with this bottle of lager, i took one sip and my face went from excited to mortified for fucks sake.  I felt like i had taken a shit with my trousers on. I felt like I had been stabbed in the back courtesy of aldi.  It really an unpleasant taste fuck me it was rank.  Look, I drank both of them in the end, when i say drank i mean force fed them to myself in about 4 hours, by that time you should have at least 4 cans down your throat hole.  They come in 500ml bottles and 5.3% but come guys, stick to what you know, they have a fine choice of beers, saint etienne, galahad and the finest lowenstein but if you anyone ever offers you a tucher throw it in their face and tell them to fuck off, its a fuckin disgrace! I give tucher lager a bit fat 0 out of 5 coz its pure piss in a bottle and its muck.  Tatty bye now!!!